This eclectic quartet, hailing from Chicago’s North Shore, brings together diverse personal influences and melds them together with an unmistakably unique result. From improvisation-inspired instrumentals to songs concerning a penchant for being called “fat”, Moisture Pimp not only covers a large amount of  original musical distance quite gracefully, but can also dip into a deep pocket of stellar cover tunes. They are wacky and entertaining people who share a mission of making sure everybody has a good time, even if a few clowns have to get hurt in the process. Audience involvement, props, polls, and most importantly, killer music, make an evening with Moisture Pimp one for the record books.

            Currently involved in recording their debut album on Darwin Records, Moisture Pimp has been hiding out in the suburbs since it first became an entity just 9 short months ago. Having garnered a strong following in the Highwood area, Moisture Pimp is now ready to make the move downtown, where the wettest show in town will no doubt start raising some ears, and hopefully some hell, to boot.

Seamus McMick – Seamus McMick, who grew up farming rocks because his family was too poor for potatos, finally left home and wandered aimlessly, beating rocks together and earning room and board by performing his unique talent, something known only in select circles by the name, "The banker's ass." After performing for an agent he was brought to the US where he promptly ducked his new contract and ran off to Chicago for a drinking competition he'd heard about. While laying in the gutter, after losing the competition to a dirty Scotsman, he spotted on the corner...

The Black Pearl – A former child actor during the late 70's/early 80's from a little known sitcom called, "That's my mama!" After spending most of his early teens in rehab, his earnings blown by parents who'd abandoned him to Hollywood, he found himself homeless and wandering the streets of Chicago. With his only other talent being playing the piano, something he couldn't afford, he found himself earning his only income by putting bottle caps on his shoes and dancing on the corner in blackface for change. After meeting McMick, who promised he could help The Black Pearl make some money with his act, they went to a local pub, where they met...

Stupid – A child genius with a complete lack of sense. At the age of 13 he received his PhD. in Nuclear Physics and, while walking across the stage to receive his diploma, did a flip to impress his mom and dad, fell off into the orchestra pit, somehow managing to cause the death of a dozen musicians and absorbing some of their musical knowledge while he was at it. After serving a month in a juvenile detention center (and having lost all his job opportunities) he worked a few menial jobs, mostly painting houses, until his early 20's, when he was met in a bar by McMick and The Black Pearl. After forging a strong friendship over a few drinks the three of them began their search for for someone who could complete them, make them whole. While walking through the park they met...

Bob McJesus – A professional hippie with an alcoholic rage problem. Bob had chained himself to a tree, marked for removal from the park because it was dead, firguring he would either prevent the Chicago Parks Service from taking it or get ground up by a Stump Grinder, a machine for which he harbored a secret love. The boys found him in that very spot, and began talking with him about being in a band after discovering he could play bass. At first unwilling to come with the others, he was given a few drinks and poked with a stick until he unchained himself from the tree and was promptly knocked unconscious by Stupid, who had been throwing rocks as high into the air as he could to see how far they would go. The others picked him up and took him in, and so the greatest band in the history of time and space was born.